First preheat atmosphere to a balmy 77 degrees.
Next place the "KEY" ingredient in the bike and slowly turn.
Riders pulse should begin to quicken as he hears the Cobra pipes growl
Place safety gear on as not to attract additional tickets.
Next climb down onto the bike, taking care not to drool on your tank.
Slosh fuel in tank to ensure a return ride is possible.
Carefully ride through town to the stretch of road which contains "Dead
mans curve, Devil's bend, Satan's twisted nightmare or whatever they
call it in your town"
Carefully remove thoughts of lonely wife and kids, should you not
return.
Snap right wrist toward road and BAKE at 90 mph for 30 minutes or until
glazed.
